Shut Up And Roll

“Bummy Bears." “Bummy Bears?" “Bummy Bears. Like Gummy Bears but half of them are bent over." “... And?" “Sweets for gay people. A niche market." “..." “How about 'Scissor-Me Saucers'? Like Flying Saucers but, you know, lesbian." Sam sighed and turned his...
“God damn it." I had sick on my shoe already. The emitter of the browny-grey gunk had long since stumbled off into the night. Hopefully straight into a speeding car. I stepped back, scuffing my sole against the already dirty pavement in a vain attempt to remove some vomit. I peered back aro...
"Three?" one voice said. "Three and a half?" said another. "I think that's more than we have," said the first. "Use your phone," said the second. "I left it on the table," No. 1 again. "Well, go and get it!" "But what if he wakes u...
There I was, in his office. It was exactly like you see in a film; long leather couch, big old armchair, diplomas all over the place. The works. It even seemed kind of smokey, but I don't remember him smoking. Maybe that was just part of my stereotypical image. I'd been asked to wait ...
The sun was slowly setting. An orange-purple gradient splashed across the sky behind the dense tree-line. The aging car pulled into the gas station and two thirds of the travellers disembarked. “Finally," said Kevin while extending his Slim Jim limbs as far as they would go. “Yeah right? I’m go...